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Are you a Genius?

Reprinted from Craig's list since it is likely to disappear sometime soon.

Are you a Genius?
Are you a Genius? (Palm Beach Gardens)
Date: 2008-06-30, 7:26PM EDT

Since this is a small company, you will use your not insignificant skills in a multitude of projects.

For instance if you are a self-sufficient SEO professional who can manage our significant PPC budget, and improve our search engine placement, we'll keep you entertained.

If you can help with business development by finding and contacting (no cold calling required) appropriate business partners, this will excite you.

I think you're getting the idea. Only the creative, intelligent and driven need apply.

* Location: Palm Beach Gardens
* Compensation: $12 - $14 per hour starting, with room for advancement

Something tells me that an internet genius in palm beach couldn't afford to live for $12-14/hr.  That would almost pay for an apartment and some broadband if you don't eat.

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