Sarah Palin – Dickipedia – A Wiki of Dicks
“What’s the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?” Her answer: lipstick. There are at least four funnier punch lines than that. They are as follows:
“You can’t keep a hockey mom chained to a post in your backyard with a bowl of water all day.”
“Hockey moms are still legal in some states.”
“Michael Vick.”
“Pit bulls don’t drive mini-vans. Or wear panty-liners.”
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The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator
The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator
Instead, she spent the night alone,
pressure washing the pink pocket hotel.
The Euphemism Generator. A few euphemisms won’t hurt anyone.
Be sure to comment with any good ones you find.
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I found this image on a spam blog, but thought it was worth reposting here. This makes me think it would be fun to design and print packaging for similar fake products.
Best Colbert Report EVAR!
Without a doubt, this is the funniest Colbert interview ever.
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