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October 11th, 2008 Posted in Humor
“What’s the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom?” Her answer: lipstick. There are at least four funnier punch lines than that. They are as follows:
“You can’t keep a hockey mom chained to a post in your backyard with a bowl of water all day.”
“Hockey moms are still legal in some states.”
“Michael Vick.”
“Pit bulls don’t drive mini-vans. Or wear panty-liners.”